Howdy!

Ok, wait. I’m not from Texas, sorry. Let’s start over.

Hi, I’m Diane, but people call me D or D Ly (it rhymes). Sometimes they call me Diana and I let that slide because I’m a forgiving person.

More things about me that hopefully don’t make you exit this website:

  • Say hello to my dog or be cursed.

  • Sandwiches should be cut into triangles.

  • I’m very funny and I will make you funny, too.

  • Don’t be an asshole, asshole.

  • Mets, baby. Gotta love da Mets.

 

Luka break

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Luka break 🐶